Thursday, May 25, 2006

Misguided bachelor party advice of the year

From The Knot: Complete Guide to Weddings in the Real World:
The groom should: ... Ask the party host to let your honey in on his plans. Being in the know will put her mind at ease. Who knows? Maybe she can even contribute something to the bash -- a raunchy audiotape saying what she's going to do to you come wedding night, perhaps?
That's right, ladies. The Knot is suggesting not only that you talk dirty but you do so on a permanent recording which you then hand over to someone - possibly even his brother - to play at a bachelor party ... Well holy god.

6 comments:

Lovey H. said...

if that's a "wedding in the real world" then i'm quite happy to ignore reality. this seems like a trick someone would play on you--not an actual suggestion. wow.

Twistie said...

What is up with normally reasonable sources of advice for brides? First Brides Magazine tells women to use emotional blackmail to get daddy to shell out sufficient bucks for the do of your dreams, then The Knot advises women to BE the dirty movie at the bachelor's party!

The authors of those two pieces of bridal advice desperately need a poke in the snoot. I'm a grown woman, not a spoiled toddler. I'm a fully realized sexual being, but not a sex worker. I can talk rationally about money, and I refuse to make myself a dirty joke among my beloved's best friends.

Riona said...

Twistie and lovey: always nice to see ya

Cari said...

Followed the link from your comment on Manolo for the Brides--you're hilarious!

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adv said...

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