Friday, June 29, 2007

Weekly Occasional Wedding Link of Awesome

Gay Marriage Could Be Profitable gay marriage poll on the onion
"Why? Does buying a gay melon baller at Tiffany's cost more than buying a straight melon baller at Tiffany's?"

Thursday, June 28, 2007

Advice for fabulous wedding bathrooms

from The Knot's article Restrooms 101 (bogs for beginners):

Really love your wedding colors? Add coordinating dye to the toilet water. Fill the bathroom floor with rose petals. Play your ceremony music on CD. Reception hall doesn't come with restroom attendants? Hire your own private Jeeves.

Add. Dye. To. The. Toilet. Water. This is a level of attention to detail I, with my boring vanilla toilet water, can't even begin to imagine. This person must be terrifying in the office. Find out more here.

Monday, June 18, 2007

Godawful wedding crap indeed

small gold pills intended for couples to swallow, recover, and swallow again Thank you, IndieBrides, for directing me to these. I think.

Wedding Pills, designed by Ted Noten, are golden alternative wedding rings with a traditional inscription with the name of the loved one and the marriage date. They can be taken with a glass of vodka or other beverage. Because of the intimate process these pills undergo a fundamental question is laid bare: are we going to search for it or not, it may provoke the first marriage crisis. And with whom it agrees, the ritual can be repeated after each crisis – a nice reconciliation ritual.

Yeah, I had to read it twice too. The ritual can be repeated after each crisis.

What, is make-up sex suddenly not hot enough or something?

Buy the gift that keeps on giving here.

Thursday, June 14, 2007

Weekly wedding link of awesome: Colbert brings it on

"You don't see the other 17 presidential candidates dropping their maiden names."

Her pearls? Grace Kelly. Dynamite!

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Nothing that can't be fixed with a little Photoshop

So there I was, googling for first anniversary gift ideas, when what did I see only this?

The good people at MyDaVinci ("Art that clicks") will take your photos and Photoshop your faces onto the painting of your choice. While I can't imagine spending the rest of my life staring at a picture of myself and himself besporting ourselves in the woods, I have to admit I'm tempted by the American Gothic version: Or I could surprise him on his birthday with a portrait of himself:

My DaVinci. It's brilliant.

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Now the big day's over ...

she's gonna need the Honey Do Whistle. Spouse-training technology has obviously come a long way since we featured the the training treats for new husbands - this little beauty comes with a guarantee.
honey do whistle for new husbands

A caketopper destined to become an heirloom

... passed lovingly from mother to unexpected daughter. caketopper of bride and groom having sex Pick it up here, for $300.