Monday, June 18, 2007

Godawful wedding crap indeed

small gold pills intended for couples to swallow, recover, and swallow again Thank you, IndieBrides, for directing me to these. I think.

Wedding Pills, designed by Ted Noten, are golden alternative wedding rings with a traditional inscription with the name of the loved one and the marriage date. They can be taken with a glass of vodka or other beverage. Because of the intimate process these pills undergo a fundamental question is laid bare: are we going to search for it or not, it may provoke the first marriage crisis. And with whom it agrees, the ritual can be repeated after each crisis – a nice reconciliation ritual.

Yeah, I had to read it twice too. The ritual can be repeated after each crisis.

What, is make-up sex suddenly not hot enough or something?

Buy the gift that keeps on giving here.

13 comments:

Jarrett Carter said...

I really don't have a way to describe how sickening that is.

Anonymous said...

What the...?

Laura said...

I guess you could consider them symbolic of sifting through a lifetime of emotional shit together?

And why is one bigger than the other? Are they supposed to be "his" and "hers"? Not only are they gross, they assume.

And you know what happens when you assume...ok, I apologize for that. That was awful.

Miss Huckleberry said...

I see the potential for a great family heirloom here.

Canaduck said...

That is the godawfullest of the godawful. I'm (almost) speechless.

Riona said...

Perhaps this needs to be used in conjunction with the bride and groom toilet paper?

Anonymous said...

Just when you think they can't come up with something worse...they knock it completely out of the park.

(shudders)

Twistie

Dataceptionist said...

OH
MY
GOD

so beyond horribleness.

Hi Riona!! *waves*

Noon said...

If you find your spouse trying to retrieve it, they never loved you. I thought I'd seen it all. I wish I had. How insecure are you or your spouse if you have to go to such daft lengths to prove your love.

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Orks were made for Krunkin! said...

wait...what..I don't even...
I'm a nurse and I went green. Augh.

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