Wednesday, May 10, 2006

For exceptionally forgetful grooms

Whether the wedding is on a grand scale or in a small, intimate setting, whether the big day is two months away, or two years away the groom is already counting the days. Now he can count on the Groom's Countdown Clock. Just a glance at the clock and he will always know how many days, hours, minutes, and even seconds remain until that wonderful magical day. The Groom's Countdown Clock is easy to set and comes with a long-lasting lithium battery, guaranteeing uninterrupted operation. When the day arrives, the display will begin to flash, and will continue flashing for 24 hours.

As will I. Jesus.


Never teh Bride said...

What do you do with it when the wedding is over? Does it magically turn into a regular clock? A regular clock that just happens to be wearing a tuxedo?

Riona said...

I like the idea that as the numbers begin to flash, sirens start going off and a loud tinny voice starts announcing "THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL."

Lovey H. said...

i love this. LOVE it.

Kit said...

My FI is incredibly devoted, faithful, loving and more interested in getting married than I am.

If I gave him this clock, the pressure would cause him to flee me in mere seconds. I can actually feel it draining my own lifetime.