What if the statement you want to send is not so much "We love each other!", and more "He doesn't want to marry me but I'm going to make him do it anyway?"You're in luck! There are women out there who choose to top their cake (and take the biscuit) with this:
Why not just nail his head to the trophy wall of your billiard room? It would send the same message, and I bet he'd prefer it.