The people have spoken, the Jury, ( the witnesses), were unanimous and the defendants, ( Bride and Groom), aren't all that unhappy about being "condemned to the pursuit of the labour of love". The Good Ole' Ball and Chain ! This certificate uses "judicial language" to humorously describe the marriage commitment! For details e-mail! Secure Ordering On-line !
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4 comments:
well, at least they had enough sense to put "judicial language" in quotation marks... this looks like it was designed on a Commodore 64.
Okay, that's a little over the top. I do, however, rather like when people send "summons" for courthouse weddings. At least then you can get the kitchy fun without the "ball and chain" language.
Greyduck, I've never been to a courthouse wedding, but that sounds cool.
By saying these were designed on a Commodore 64, you are giving these people some technological credit! ;)
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