Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Certifiable

The people have spoken, the Jury, ( the witnesses), were unanimous and the defendants, ( Bride and Groom), aren't all that unhappy about being "condemned to the pursuit of the labour of love". The Good Ole' Ball and Chain ! This certificate uses "judicial language" to humorously describe the marriage commitment! For details e-mail! Secure Ordering On-line !
For only $17.99, the good people who run the graphically exciting Wedding Helpers will provide you with a wedding certificate "for the practical jokester, weaver of funny tales, or those who just love to laugh."

5 comments:

Lovey H. said...

well, at least they had enough sense to put "judicial language" in quotation marks... this looks like it was designed on a Commodore 64.

greyduck said...

Okay, that's a little over the top. I do, however, rather like when people send "summons" for courthouse weddings. At least then you can get the kitchy fun without the "ball and chain" language.

Riona said...

Greyduck, I've never been to a courthouse wedding, but that sounds cool.

Anonymous said...

Keep up the good work here

Emily said...

By saying these were designed on a Commodore 64, you are giving these people some technological credit! ;)

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