Thursday, July 05, 2007

I'm absolutely smitten with the advice and the language of the SYL advice pages. Looking for tips to become his wife?

He is young, modest, smart, tall, goes in for sport, has high ideals and aims. From all points of view he deserves you. But how to make him understand it? That is a question. Try dances. Manage so that he will be in your company for this Saturday evening going to disco. Dance is the best way to seduce a man- nice music, colorful lights, you are close to each other. That is - potential husband is caught on the hook. Next step is to act very interested in him and defenceless and ask him to do something very manful for your, like to fix a broken lock or put right the book shelf (you like to read and buy so many books that the shelf has broken).

This site will reward close attention. For example, did you know that there are eight types of men? My favorite:

Category 6. Sissy or crushed. Both can be easily married by any woman.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

These articles read like they were translated from the language of What A Jerk. Mercy.

Chgored

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

So I did the wrong thing hooking my guy with my Monty Python impressions right off the bat and looking askance at all offers of help with pickle jars until I had exhausted my own muscular abilities?

Damn. Guess I'd better get a divorce and head to the Disco with a stuck jar on a high shelf I can't reach. After all, I clearly have screwed up royally.

I am cover in shameness.

Twistie

Anonymous said...

What does this even mean?

4. Remember: no minor points are in relation between you and him!

SYL is my new favorite website. Hope the husband understands!!

SpillToJill said...

Hi There - I apologize that I am leaving a comment - however, I did not see a contact me page...I wanted to tell you that I am a fan of your site - and that I am participating in a blogathon - you can see the details on my blog page;)

Thanks:)

Sharon said...

Hi there, I came across your blog through Offbeat Bride, and I wanted to let you know about a similar, but more narrowly focused blog that I just started, purely to rag on TheKnot.com

Until I can get a batter domain name, it's here: http://thevom.dreamhosters.com/

Thought you and/or your readers might get a kick out of it. It's still pretty barebones right now, but I'll be posting soon. Anyway, keep up the good work! I love this site, on such a trainwreck level.

Anonymous said...

You've been tagged! Here are the rules: Players list 8 facts/habits about themselves. The rules of the game are posted at the beginning before those facts/habits are listed. At the end of the post, players then tags 8 people by posting their names and makes sure they know they have been tagged by leaving a comment at the tagee’s blog.

Anonymous said...

If I had find my fiancé with dancing, we would have never met. He absolutely hates it and only does it when I bully him into it.

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