Wedding and honeymoon car decorations

Not just stylish: this getaway car essential comes complete with a "suction cup for easy mounting" - an important consideration for any honeymoon couple.

Bachelorette party supplies: A banner

This, dear reader, is the face of a woman who has been asked to pose with one too many penis-related novelty items.

Looking for an exciting new way to draw attention to your garage sale?

I've never seen a spokesperson look less excited.

Introducing bridal boudoir photography

A thousand thanks to Agent LauraB, who has brought a whole new genre to our attention: Boudoir bridal photography, otherwise known as pictures of the bride in her skivvies (for the family album? for the groom's private consumption? for the mother of the bride to whip out of her wallet and pass around at book group?). Intrigued? Wondering about the next step? A casual Google turned up the following advice from the deliciously named Cape Fear Weddings:

Your finished boudoir portait can be turned into a gift in many ways. The most popular is the wall canvas. Add a special touch by having it hung in your honeymoon suite for your wedding night... Current software makes it economical to produce slide shows or other multi-media presentations, with music, captions, voice-overs or special effects such as fade-outs, dissolves, zoom and pan effects.

"Economical." "Slide shows". Do you suppose this means Powerpoint? Awesome.

Sit On Me

Oh man. I can't decide which would be sweeter: putting my own face on a tote bag and carrying it around in public, or presenting all my friends with the pillow of their dreams.