Electric wedding dress!

If you're planning on wearing an electric light-up veil complete with a plurality of spaced miniature incandescent lamps - and we hope you are - then you'll be wanting this: More details, including a "view of corset top in bright ambient light, and with internal illumination" can be found here.

O.M.G.

Thank you, Ariel of Offbeat Bride, for making me spray Diet Coke all over my screen, the reflexive response to any picture of a bride in what appears to be a courtship ritual with a large metal vulva.

First, she tries to pretend it's not there.

Then it kind of starts pissing her off.

Finally, she surrenders and swoons.

May you, too, have a happy Valentine's day.