Congratulations on your wedding, from Anne Frank!

Hello, Internet!

I'm resurrecting Godawful Wedding Crap just so I can share this awesome Regretsy discovery with you:

Via Regretsy: 'It’s a thoughtful way to to say, “You two kids are going to be just fine, provided you stay in the attic.'

Extra credit: The pros and cons of being Anne Frank.

Wedding cake in Her own image

Chidi Ogbuta of Allen, Texas, had a wedding cake made to look exactly like herself. I wouldn't feel so comfortable watching my new husband slice into me with a knife. Many thanks to Agent Lowe for the tip.

New blog!

I've started a new blog, Domestigeek. Hope to see you there! I'll continue to update GWC as news of fresh atrocities filters in, though - and thank you as always for stopping by!

This is what fairytale weddings are like

Princess Diana and her pea-sized legacy

I Got One! shirt for brides

Love the Game Over wedding shirt? Wait till you see the I Got One! bridal shirt for sale at Cafe Press. Want to labor the point? Get this on a sweatshirt, a hoodie, a notebook, postcards, button, wall clock, apron (see - getting a man can sometimes come at a price) but not, surprisingly, the usual thong. Check out the full range of merchandise here at Cafe Press.

"Game Over" wedding shirts

Ariel over at Offbeat Bride posted a link to these today. Ick, ick, ick.

A shirt for everyone!

Get it from Where Brides Go. But get several, because your guy is gonna want to wear this every single day.